According to the PPP Colbert would finish fourth in the [South Carolina] primary with 5% of the vote, beating Jon Huntsman.
You could have brought him back here, hollowed him out, filled him with candy, hung him from the St. Louis arch and charged them Mexicans a buck a head to swat him with a stick! Cinco de Mayo is coming up. Think! Think! Think!
OH MY GOD STEPHEN COLBERT WILL YOU MARRY ME AND HAVE MY KIDS AND ME AND KRISTIAN WILL WATCH THEM WHILE YOU BE FUNNY.