According to the PPP Colbert would finish fourth in the [South Carolina] primary with 5% of the vote, beating Jon Huntsman.
Gothamist
You could have brought him back here, hollowed him out, filled him with candy, hung him from the St. Louis arch and charged them Mexicans a buck a head to swat him with a stick! Cinco de Mayo is coming up. Think! Think! Think!
OH MY GOD STEPHEN COLBERT WILL YOU MARRY ME AND HAVE MY KIDS AND ME AND KRISTIAN WILL WATCH THEM WHILE YOU BE FUNNY.
My name is Katie. I just graduated from Brooklyn Tech High School and am finishing up my first semester at Penn State. Going to Brooklyn Tech was the best decision of my life. I hope going to Penn State will be the second best decision of my life. 
