my life th0
(Source: blonde-is-love, via something-great-is-coming)
“Amercia” is one reason why the Romney campaign needs a new copy editor. Here’s another.
that parallel structure will get you every time
and so will your family members apparently
That is not the Amercia of my dreams.
I don’t know, some Thanksgivings I just want to go all Dangerous Game on my kin.
Amercia - Land of the Free and Home of the Heavily Armed Granny Agnes.
Also it looks like there’s a kinky three-way going on in that stylized “R.”
sometimes i want to protect my family from myself when i go hunting #rememberdickcheneythough
(via misterlarry)
“It seemed that moment would last forever. That you had to risk your life to get love. You had to get right to the edge of death to ever be saved.” — Chuck Palahniuk, Choke
Like a text message or someone’s status. Everything was going fine until you accidentally came across something you didn’t want to read. Or found out something you were better off not knowing. It’s almost as if it was posted just to purposely hurt you. But you constantly read it over and over again to torture yourself. It sucks how one little thing can ruin your whole day.
(Source: cdeeezy, via absurdistnerdist)
omg
cannot
(Source: smileuralive, via ouralwaysisokay)
Tomorrow I’m getting Coolhaus, and then I’m coming home and I’m getting tips.
Then Thursday is my birthday, and I’m getting it in. AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE WILL HAPPEN…
i hate today
can we just erase it because of heat
who got invited tho lets dish dirt
for real
like you are fucking secretary of NSBE
and I am SPORTS INFORMATION DIRECTOR
not ok
we deserve better
plus ciprianis is good fucking food
wait can we be real here
who are you to be invited to the alumni gala