August 2011
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This Rocks on So Many Levels. →
If you use you're and your wrong
thenewhotness:
I’ll probably assume that you are typing kinda fast and sometimes your fingers and your brain get off track a little bit. I mean you’re probably just chatting/texting me and not writing a dissertation or anything.
I know you know the difference.
It’s okay!
I know you aren’t an idiot!
It’s okay! I do it too sometimes.
Don’t sweat it.
There is a god. But then there is also...
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Anyone want to read my Penn State essay and...
You make me touch your hands for stupid reasons.
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Penn State takes you places.
As in places on the boardwalk with cute guys, with your best friend.
Seriously… I was wearing my PSU sweatshirt, and this guy was like, “nice sweatshirt” and I was like “Thanks! You go there?” which was stupid, since he would have to be at school to go there, and he was like, “No, I’m a senior, but I want to go there.”...
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God is a Penn State fan. That's why the sky is...
whatthephoenix:
oh my god. I have to share this with the guy from tonight<3
Oh my god.
Tonight was so great.
I need to see if tomorrow happens before I blog about tonight.
Girl: Do you think I'm a slut now?
Guy: Only in the best positive way.
oh my god mr. losey left.
acciobrain:
I’M GONNA MAKE THIS YEAR THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING SCHOOL YEAR EVER.
CAN I BE APART OF THIS?!
mundane-musings:
wait
those
are little girls
oh my god ian oh my god
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A Parody of "What if Michael Vick were white?" →
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Ok so
thewayyouturnmeon-:
booty-sensation:
My block is covered in leaves and branches
Theres a few big branches knocked off of the big trees but otherwise its just the smaller branches. It looks like someone demolished a forest and poured it over my block~~
Pretty much.
So many leaves……….
If my vacation gets canceled, I have something to do ;)
Anonymous asked: I'll join your fantasy football league
Still need 5 people to join my fantasy football...
I'm hungry, but I think I just want someone to...
Home a day early because of the hurricane
Not going to Ocean City, NJ at least until Monday because of the hurricane
I’m exhausted, but I’m waiting up for my parents to come home, because something happened, and I have to talk to them and explain myself.
On my way to camp for a week no internet or phone.
carnivalcreep replied to your post: That awkward moment when you are going to jesus…
um how about the awkward moment when you’re jewish and you’re going to jesus camp.
I’m only like .5% jewish ok not really but like i just dont want to go to jesus camp
That awkward moment when you are going to jesus camp and the night before you leave someone sends you a picture of their penis.
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Fuck tissues are in closet in the hallway. I ran...
Things I Said Last Night #2:
Me to my ex: Derekkkk km ok im at krthe keasha conceft here are no why no black guys
Part two: Ecxceprt the opening band who are called spank rock and th ey are black b irv hey suck how was your nirthdauyyyy
Translation: Derek ok (unneceessary ok) im at the kesha concert why are there no black guys except the opening band who are called spank rock they are black but they suck how was your birthday
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My favorite part of the movie Guess Who is when he...
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Just bought two of Tom Milsom's albums because I...
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I could become a profession tissueball player.
Rules:
You must be sick/have allergies during the game
Your tissue must be snotty
You must be at least three feet away from the basket
You may throw multiple tissues at once
If there are objects in the way of your shot and you make it, extra points
when your favorite food is on the table.
egyptianprincess:
LMAO
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I'm going to walk to Starbucks in a little bit and...
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Take It Off is either really good live or really good drunk. Not sure.
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Things I Said Last Night #1:
Friend: Are my glow-in-the-dark earrings glowing?
Me: No
Friend: Shit
Me: MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRR
I have had three serious boyfriends.
I hadn’t talked to any of them in months. In the past twenty-four hours, all three have contacted me.
What is life?
»I’m thinking it has to do with astrology.
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Still need 6 people to join my tumblr fantasy...
write in my ask if you wanna join so I can send you the link
Anyone have Microsoft Publisher and want to do me...
I don’t want to go.
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HYPE FOR THE KE$HA CONCERT TOMORROW :D
My fucking plans for tonight just got cancelled.
I was really excited, but “no one I knew was gonna be there.” So whatever.
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I cried, in the best way possible.
even when you forget me, let me down and break me, you have never said a bad thing about me. Even in the fighting and the name calling, you managed to not hurt me.
this was not a good idea.
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Join Klout it is awesome. →
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