April 2011
HAPPY ONE MONTH KRISTIANNNNNNNNN
swaqqqqqqqq.<3
nah really, this past month has been a lot of fun and he’s so sweet and wonderful and I’m really happy right now :)
Emma
So my parents were gonna name me Emma, but I had a cat named Emma, so they were like umm no.
So then we had this cat, and I fucking hated it cause I hated all animals. And when I was 5 it was a really old kitty like 16 years old or something.
So it peed all over my house, and we have all rugs. This was a problem
So kitty had to go bye-bye and then I started being a dramatic bitch and we brought...
Anonymous asked: Why are you obsessed with your name?
I never had enough
pictionary
risk
scrabble
trivial pursuit
in my childhood
The only reason why I ever resented being an only...
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WAIT THEY'RE CANCELING THE EASY BAKE OVEN
GO HOME
OH MY GOD
BECAUSE THEY CANT USE INCANDESCENT BULBS ANYMORE
:(
i kinda wanna take a picture of my boobs and it’d be like
TITTIES TITTIES TITTIES ROCKIN IN A WELL i may or may not have always thought it said everywhere and not in a well
oh my god
i should not be allowed to live.
maybe i will go to sleep.
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wearing this gel bra that was on sale at aerie and it is gray and it makes my tits look like melons.
Prince William hospitalized before honeymoon →
acciobrain:
gallifreyanwizard:
doitdraco:
pterodactyls-swarming:
jackwaylandsviagra:
themexicangiraffe:
bambi-garfieldx:
esperanzaduh:
human—centipad:
quorra—:
holy shit.
DDD: Poor guy.
oh god, no sex for them i guess!
aww poor prince william ): hope kate has something so she can take care of herself!
poor dude. :c
D: D: D:
Did anyone actually click the link or
oh...
today at practice we met this super millionaire and he is a trainer on the show heavy. he used to go to tech he was so cool
hotmessxxpress asked: There was absolutely nothing to like about that post. I get very depressed when I'm not out getting drunk because if you haven't noticed by now, I love to party, lol. =\
lionsandtigers-andbears-ohmy asked: No, don't come to Penn State! Anywhere in the entire world would be better!
With the 30th pick, the New York Jets select New...
fuckyeahmarksanchez:
Welcome back home Muhammad!
bllyzh asked: I'm writing about Catcher in the Rye for my AP Lit essay and I totally thought of you!
everyone turn on ESPN
jets on the clock<333
That awesome/awkward moment when your therapist...
So I guess I will share my schedule too.
Dropping calc until september, then i will go back and ask if i can take it if i don’t end up getting human geo, and i can’t drop that bs environmental class
ap bio for environmental
journalism (love lit, short story, gothic)
ap gov
yoga, then weight training, then regular
those bull shit environmental classes that i will try and drop if...
Congrats to Cam Newton - the number one overall...
areyoureadyforsomefootball:
Also, I send my prayers and wishes to Tuscaloosa, Alabama - where Cam Newton is from. This day is certainly bittersweet for the Roll Tide community.
CAM NEWTON CONGRATS I LOVE YOU.
Anonymous asked: I'm an intern with the Department of Defense Intelligence Agency...haha, no, I'm not playing around. 100% True.
Cryptology and Intelligence Analysis.
Cryptology and Intelligence Analysis.
unstableloser asked: i'll ask now and you can take your own sweet time answering:
can you describe me in a few words?
can you describe me in a few words?
any-second-now asked: Hooray, polka dot dresses/polka dot anything! :D
Anonymous asked: you're dedication to your internship has convinced me to get one!
