January 2012
Robert Burns famous poem: Auld Lang Syne. Less but more important poem by Burns: Comin’ Thro’ the Rye
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December 2011
So I bought a Jets lighter and its awesome except...
Dec 31st
Who wants me to read college essays?
Dec 30th
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Omg augusten burroughs is so fucking hilarious always!!!!!!!!!
Dec 29th
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see-moreglass: blitzkreigkate: Ive never read that J.D. Salinger quote before, but I LOVE IT. It’s from Teddy, the ninth of Nine Stories :) This girl has so much swag its ridiculous. ;)
Dec 29th
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Ive never read that J.D. Salinger quote before, but I LOVE IT.
Dec 29th
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“Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their...”
– J.D Salinger. (via handsbetweenyourthighs)
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College Process - High School Juniors, please fill... →
Dec 29th
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How much would you pay to have someone who got into all of the schools that they applied to help you pick your list of schools, give you ideas for your essays/supplements, and edit them? And obviously answer all of your college questions? One flat fee, or per college? What about a common app essay fee and then a supplement essay fee?
Dec 29th
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Advice I Would Like to Give to Teenagers →
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IF YOU'RE STRESSED. →
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Anonymous asked: do you have a twitter?
Dec 28th
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allireallyneedis replied to your quote: Some breeds of dog swim recreationally. Umbra, a… IS THIS IN YOUR BOOK no it is not, you may use it if you wish
Dec 28th
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“Some breeds of dog swim recreationally. Umbra, a world record-holding dog, can...”
– http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquatic_locomotion
Dec 28th
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Using Nick Jr. as a reference for my biology...
Dec 28th
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autumnanecdote replied to your quote: Why does everyone hate the music by Nickelback? Is… LOL UNIQUE RHYTHMS. lalcia replied to your quote: Why does everyone hate the music by Nickelback? Is… i agree! why is it everyone hates them? i like nickelback. :p I mean I think its fine if people like them, but they’re not exactly unique. LOL. I agree, sometimes, they are my guilty...
Dec 28th
I am off to Starbucks. FALALLALALALALLALALAL.
some chai tea + me = yay
Dec 28th
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“Why does everyone hate the music by Nickelback? Is it that bad for a group to...”
– Someone on my newsfeed
Dec 28th
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Schools I Want to Visit
Alabama
Dec 28th
failureliveshere said: dude, it’s december =.= While you guys are finishing apps and supplements, I have been free for months!!! And I just got a prom dress magazine in the mail and they’re so prettyyyyyyyy.
Dec 28th
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OMG PROM DRESSESSSSSSSSSSSS
Dec 28th
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shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
Dec 28th
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so proud of my little wendy for reblogging football references :3
Dec 28th
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That awkward/awesome moment when your fake...
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My new favorite artist is Aimee Mann.
Probably late on that but she was in the show Portlandia and her music was really good. :D
Dec 27th
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
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me: whoops
Dec 27th
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Portlandia is amazing beyond words.
Dec 27th
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I have never sent such an amazing e-mail.
Dec 27th
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
Dec 27th
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Anonymous asked: who do you wanna seeee? mee? ;)
Dec 27th
Four years.
Four years a lot can change.  Its hard to realize how you are actually feeling while something is happening. Looking back on what was happening this month four years ago, I know that I will never have a month like that again. I met someone, fell in love, and lost it.  The second time we tried, the magic that we had the first time was gone.  Our relationship showed me that the people who I...
Dec 27th
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anyone want college essay help?
just message me. ive been accepted to six schools, and ive been done with everything for more than a month, so i’d love to help people out :)
Dec 27th
Having unlimited texting.. With no one to text.
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I kind of want to see you… like really bad.
Dec 27th
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